221227

221227
Penultimatum

Are there any rhymes?
I checked the poetry vault
There aren’t any left

221202

221202
I hung balls on my joint

At this time of year
Don’t mix up your cannabis
With your Christmas tree

221104

221104
In 3D

It’s time to get weird
Watching the life story of
Alfred Yankovic

220930

220930
Bats fly when you’re having fun

At midnight tonight
My birthday month is over
Then it’s spooky time!

220916

220916
A reduction in poe-ah-trees

Did you realize
There have been fewer poems?
Two days a week now

220808

220808
Your neon lights will shine for you

Xanadu is closed
Olivia Newton-John
May she rest in peace

220718

220718
Hot shit!

It’s the hottest day
Since 1887
33 no 1/3

220624

220624
Everything in the rain

An Irish summer
Means fun activities like
Camping in the rain

220601

220601
Trippin’

I got home safely
Then I slept for twelve hours
What an awesome trip!

220518

220518
What’s in your head?

The best Doctor Strange
In Multiverse of Madness
Zombie Doctor Strange

220504

220504
#MTFBWY

Happy Star Wars Day!
May the 4th be with you all
And also with you

220427

220427
And nobody booed

I tried something new
Tonight I read poetry
In front of a crowd

220420

220420
I had a dream…

I’m in Kilkenny
Playing board games with my friends
The dream has come true

220413

220413
Tsunami of sadness

His jokes always killed
Tragedy was comedy
Rest In Peace Gilbert

220323

220323
I feel fine

Late to the party
Two years after it began
I blame Paddy’s Day

220202

220202
I got you babe

It’s February
Day two of the shortest month
It’ll be March soon!

220112

220112
Ikaris sucks

The worst character
In Marvel’s Eternals is
A bloody Scotsman

211220

211220
Brighter days ahead

It’s winter solstice
The shortest day of the year
Sunlight is coming!

211210

211210
Now I’m a bereaver

There were four Monkees
Micky Dolenz is the last
Rest in Peace Michael

211115

211115
The brownest month

The leaves have fallen
And Brownie’s poo is steaming
Must be November

211027

211027
Pod people

First game night this year
Comfy pods in The Front Room
Cluichí agus craic

211001

211001
Sarah Crosby abú!

A friend to many
Mother, daughter, sister, wife
Rest in Peace Sarah

210915

210915
Doomscrolling for the loss

Go to bed and scroll
Scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll
Scroll scroll scroll and sleep

210804

210804
Also… people suck

Why am I raging?
While sadness is part of loss
Anger is grief too

210723

210723
Weather or not

Another scorcher
Not a thunderstorm in sight
Fuck you Met Éireann

210707

210707
Now the real fireworks start!

For the next four months
Gird your loins and prepare for
Passels of pumpkins!

210628

210628
Late night – late light

Not to worry yet
The days are getting shorter
But it’s light at 10

210524

210524
A message to you, Rudy

“You are very rude”
She wrote to me, I replied
“I get that a lot”

210510

210510
Rat in a cage

I am full of rage
Linc kneads and Brownie snuggles
I am less angry

210412

210412
The flowers are underwater

An Irish April
The perfunctory showers
Will bring May showers

210331

210331
Transgender Day of Visibility

Light blue, pink and white
I see my transgender friends
You are visible

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