150429

150429
Crazy complex and crazy cool

We played a game called AquaSphere
It’s Stefan Feld under the sea
And octopods will cause you fear
Unless your bots can make them flee

150427

150427
Does my life make you jelli?

While eating toast and jelly
I got from a new deli
I turn on our old telly
And watch Michael and Kelly
Then noises in my belly
Squeak out and are real smelly

150424

150424
That fellow is a fellow human

Humans aren’t throwaways
Humans aren’t dirty strays
We should never ration
Our human compassion

150422

150422
Wish you were here

The third planet from the Sun is Earth
From Paris to Pismo Beach to Perth
April Twenty Two
Is a day for you
To consider the world’s future worth

150420

150420
In da couch

We live at Four Twenty
We have fun a plenty
Like the Waldos in San Rafael
We live on East Cook Street
And when the day’s complete
We chill out and feel pretty swell

150417

150417
No Chief Chirpa either

Solo and Chewie!
The Millennium Falcon!
And no Jar Jar Binks!

150415

150415
He waggle danced across my hood

Mr. Bee, you’re on my car
Are you trying to go far?
I sped up, and off you flew
Didn’t get to bid adieu

150413

150413
HRC > GOP

Hillary’s prez bid should not stun
She’s the first First Lady to run
I kind of hope that when it’s done
She’ll be the first lady who’s won

150410

150410
Killing kable

Monopolies suck
Clearing out the DVR
Time to cut the cord

150408

150408
Don’t mess with Brownie

Took the dogs out for a walk
Didn’t get around the block
Stupid dogs a few doors down
Charged at Brownie – made him frown
So he opened up his maw
And he smacked them with his paw
Sent them off with one last growl
Raven joined in with a howl
Tomorrow we’ll try once more
Hope their parents lock the door

150406

150406
No train no gain

Brownie likes to chew on stuff
But we feel he’s chewed enough
I’ll distract him with a bone
So he won’t destroy my phone
When I put away my shoe
He’ll have one less thing to chew
When I put away my socks
He may start to chew on rocks
If he doesn’t chew our sheets
He will get a walk and treats
If we train him to obey
He will get a walk each day

150403

150403
Or I’d be rhyming about roosters

I might have a writer’s block
I could have a writer’s smock
I do have a writer’s walk
I opened a writer’s lock
And this might come as a shock
I don’t have a writer’s cock

150401

150401
A hot foot is a cold caper

Here are some rules
For April Fools
Know who to jape
Don’t scare an ape
Know what to joke
No death or stroke
Know where to prank
Don’t kid a bank
Know why to fool
Don’t be a tool
Know how to trick
Master the slick
Know when to jest
You’ll be the best