180530

180530
Thanks for the help Manya!

There once was a woman named Manya
Her parents had started with Tanya
They kept up the rhyme
At child naming time
With Sanya and Manya and Lanya

180528

180528
In the Viking triangle

Artist took a great big tree
Carved it for the world to see
Sagas on a Viking sword
Seen today in Waterford

180525

180525
X for tá

Today my vote was cast
To end the passé past
I’m hoping that my Yes
Will end this holy mess

180523

180523
Get your rosaries off their ovaries

The Irish might repeal the 8th
The no side is aligned with faith
The yes side cares for women’s health
Access should not be based on wealth
Abortion can cause frenzied fights
You’re for the church or human rights
I will not make you have to guess
This Friday I will be a Yes

180521

180521
4-1 and I went to the 1

Shohei Ohtani
Has only lost once so far
The one game I’ve seen

180518

180518
3,142 hits in 20 years

They’ve punched me more than I can count
They hit me like they’re Robin Yount
From this pain train I can dismount
At last I have a bank account

180516

180516
#TeamFerdiad

Young Ferdiad was kind of sullen
He had to fight his friend Cú Chulainn
Queen Medb slyly lied
Poor Ferdiad died
His body Cú Chulainn was cullin’

180514

180514
Slán mo chairde

Today I leave the USA
For Ireland where skies are grey
And while I leave loved ones behind
I had to leave or lose my mind
I miss my Sweetie Pea so much
I miss her smile, her laugh, her touch
So, I must go and start anew
I’m bringing Linc and Brownie too
We’ll settle there and start a life
Without my fucking awesome wife
I hope this works, my fingers crossed
This mental move comes at a cost
Emotional – financial too
And yet I must still bid adieu
The Emerald Isle is not that far
I guess I should say au revoir

180511

180511
This week has been rough

The vet has gone and screwed the pooch
I gotta find an ass to smooch
I feel like I’ve been helped by none
I will be glad when this is done

180509

180509
Having pets is not cheap

I drove real far so we can fly
I had to see my money guy
No matter how much dough is lost
Brownie and Linc are worth the cost

180507

180507
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky

Infinity Stones
Wielded by The Mad Titan
Stardust in the wind

180504

180504
I’m back on the 15th

I did not sleep, woke at first light
Forgot my passport for the flight
I have more stress than one man should
I can’t wait till I’m here for good!

180502

180502
ONE MORE CUP PLEASE!!!

To wake up each day when I’m tired
My hot tea intake is inspired
At cup twenty-five
I FEEL SO ALIVE!!!
BUT CAN’T SLEEP BECAUSE I AM WIRED!!!