190531

190531
The right of way goes to the biggest guns

Car Wars will be back again
As games go, this one’s a ten
Flamethrowers and plasma guns
Wild weapons, this game has tons

190529

190529
Two weeks was not enough

Goodbye mom and dad
They’re leaving on a jet plane
That was two great weeks

190527

190527
Póg mo thóin

Drive around the Emerald Isle
Cows and sheep mile after mile
Gorgeous views and verdant grass
Don’t like this? Then kiss my ass!

190524

190524
May would not be soon

May is out in June
Who’s the next buffoon?
Will this Tory goon
Sing the same old tune?

190522

190522
I think that would be apropos

I drove all the way from Mayo
With both of my parents in tow
That sure was a long way to go
I think I deserve a banjo

190520

190520
Damn vertigo

I tried my best to climb the reek
I ended short of the steep peak
My disappointment is miles high
At least I took pics of blue sky

190517

190517
When the saints go marching in

There is a long walk
Before a long wake
The priest gives a talk
Before tea and cake
The friends laugh and cry
And all shed a tear
With glasses raised high
They all give a cheer

190515

190515
We’ll get some bread at Eurospar

To take my parents really far
I hired us a motorcar
It’s Japanese, not a Jaguar
A ride like that would be bizarre
We’ll go from here to Castlebar
Might even stop in Mullingar
If they return without a scar
They’ll think of me as a rock star

190513

190513
Then get eaten by a dingo

Monday night is time for BINGO!
Little ladies love their lingo
Lucky charm’s a pink flamingo
When they win, you’ll hear them sing-o

190510

190510
#FeelingCuteChallenge

Feeling kinda cute
Might write and draw a haiku
And delete later

190508

190508
It’s the tower power hour!

Want to make your foes cower?
Lock yourself in a tower
Exercise for an hour
Wash yourself in the shower
Shedding skin – scrub and scour
Smelling sweet like a flower
Now you have all the power!

190506

190506
Fish and trips

My tragedy was Brownie’s wish
Because I dropped my chips and fish
I walked him back to where they spilled
And then he ate till he was filled
Tonight I mourn my takeaway
To Brownie, it’s “the bestest day!”

190503

190503
Spoilers in 5-7-5

Winterfell fallen
Murder Girl killed Zombie King
Undead now deader

190501

190501
#RIP Eric Sokol

Seems like losing’s never finished
Every loss leaves me diminished
News today was grief and sorrow
Hope it’s better news tomorrow