190531
The right of way goes to the biggest guns
Car Wars will be back again
As games go, this one’s a ten
Flamethrowers and plasma guns
Wild weapons, this game has tons
Month: May 2019
190529
190529
Two weeks was not enough
Goodbye mom and dad
They’re leaving on a jet plane
That was two great weeks
190527
190527
Póg mo thóin
Drive around the Emerald Isle
Cows and sheep mile after mile
Gorgeous views and verdant grass
Don’t like this? Then kiss my ass!
190524
190524
May would not be soon
May is out in June
Who’s the next buffoon?
Will this Tory goon
Sing the same old tune?
190522
190522
I think that would be apropos
I drove all the way from Mayo
With both of my parents in tow
That sure was a long way to go
I think I deserve a banjo
190520
190520
Damn vertigo
I tried my best to climb the reek
I ended short of the steep peak
My disappointment is miles high
At least I took pics of blue sky
190517
190517
When the saints go marching in
There is a long walk
Before a long wake
The priest gives a talk
Before tea and cake
The friends laugh and cry
And all shed a tear
With glasses raised high
They all give a cheer
190515
190515
We’ll get some bread at Eurospar
To take my parents really far
I hired us a motorcar
It’s Japanese, not a Jaguar
A ride like that would be bizarre
We’ll go from here to Castlebar
Might even stop in Mullingar
If they return without a scar
They’ll think of me as a rock star
190513
190513
Then get eaten by a dingo
Monday night is time for BINGO!
Little ladies love their lingo
Lucky charm’s a pink flamingo
When they win, you’ll hear them sing-o
190510
190508
190508
It’s the tower power hour!
Want to make your foes cower?
Lock yourself in a tower
Exercise for an hour
Wash yourself in the shower
Shedding skin – scrub and scour
Smelling sweet like a flower
Now you have all the power!
190506
190506
Fish and trips
My tragedy was Brownie’s wish
Because I dropped my chips and fish
I walked him back to where they spilled
And then he ate till he was filled
Tonight I mourn my takeaway
To Brownie, it’s “the bestest day!”
190503
190501
190501
#RIP Eric Sokol
Seems like losing’s never finished
Every loss leaves me diminished
News today was grief and sorrow
Hope it’s better news tomorrow