180131

180131
Eejit is Irish for idiot

I’ve been known to say things stupid
I can be a fecking eejit
I am not weak, I know I’m strong
I say sorry when I am wrong

180129

180129
I was swallowing my pain

My assests are my wit and charm
But sometimes I cause my friends harm
So if I’ve brought you grief or pain
I’ll try not to do that again

180126

180126
I resign to always love you!

I quit my stupid job today
I don’t feel great, I’m not okay
I’m sad because my Sweetie Pea
Can’t celebrate tonight with me

180124

180124
Grassy ass

Fluffy kitty in the grass
Please let me and Brownie pass
We are going for a walk
You don’t have to be a cock
Fluffy kitty in the grass
Stands his ground ‘cause he’s an ass
Brownie wants to make him pay
But we walk the other way

180122

180122
Hello darkness my old friend

Every cloud has rain in it
Every tear has pain in it
Every cough has germs in it
Every corpse has worms in it
Every lie has true in it
Every truth has screw in it
Every gasp has breath in it
Every life has death in it

180119

180119
Anything but plain

There once was a lass on an airplane
Who spilled so her jeans had a wine stain
Her goldfish she shared
Attention was snared
Creating the legend of plane Jane

180117

180117
Just the tip

There was a strange man from Kilkenny
Who’d suck his own dick for a penny
The kind of a guy
Who’d blast in his eye
If given a ten or a twenny

180115

180115
This little piggy went to Waterford

There was a fat man from Dungarvan
Who sharpened his knives to start carvin’
He slaughtered a beast
And cooked a huge feast
Then ate it all like he was starvin’

180112

180112
Good bye big man

Jerry called me up to say
That his father passed away
And they buried him today
You may lose your lovely wife
Or a foe who caused you strife
There is one thing sure in life
Our time here will always end
Here’s advice I recommend
Make sure that you call your friend
Let them know just how you feel
Tell the truth and keep it real
Ere the stopping of life’s wheel

180110

180110
Heavyhearted haiku

Thinking about Jean
Makes me laugh and makes me cry
I’m ok with that

180108

180108
2018 – the year of the block

Blocking isn’t taken lightly
I don’t scroll and do it nightly
Post your nonsense, cause a clamor
You’ll get hit with my banhammer

180105

180105
100% capacity

Her imperfections were perfect
My heart had every love box checked
I won’t forget my Sweetie Pea
I know she’ll always be with me

180103

180103
Things a Jizztrumpet would tweet

“My grabbing of pussies is great”
“I’m best when I’m tweeting out hate”
“My button is bigger than yours”
“I’m gonna cause nuclear wars”

180101

180101
Not a bad start

It’s the first day of the year
Linc and Brownie are both near
Even though I’m feeling blue
They help change my point of view