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That’s awful! Awful funny!
This bears repeating
And it’s my breathing mantra
Rush Limbaugh is dead
Category: Haiku
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All the twos – quack quack
Monday night bingo
The bane of my existence
Gets my through lockdown
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They aren’t on the level
They say level three
But they canceled house visits
So we’re really five
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200923
The pumpkin spice must flow
It’s autumn bitches!
Cooling down, colorful, and
Pumpkin spice for all!
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Ellen’s wet ass precipitation
Red, orange, yellow
Warnings all over the place
I hope Cork can float
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When the feeling’s gone and you can’t go on
Every tragedy
Begins as a love story
That ends with heartache
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200713
The more you know
Here’s a helpful tip
If you have work due at nine
Don’t drink before eight
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Thanks yucata.de!
It’s weekly game night
But we can’t play face-to-face
So we play online
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Not in Ukraine either
Kansas City Chiefs
Despite what Jizztrumpet thinks
Don’t play in Kansas
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What is your 2020 truth?
New year means new beard
It is not brown anymore
It will now be gray
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The first of many
Frosty morning walk
Friends, presents, eating, and drinks
Kilkenny Christmas
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I want to see everyone!
It is way too full
But I will cram some more in
That is what she said
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Blue >>> Cardinal
The victory bell
Has been blue since last year’s win
Let’s keep it that way
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Money lesson in Essen
Nice trip to Essen
I still bought a lot of games
But less than last year