0812
I drink your milkshake!
Ever had a headache
Where it feels like a snake
Is taking his lunch break
Drinking a brain milkshake
With a frontal lobe cake?
That’s what keeps me awake
Tag: Food
Poems and/or Drawings about Food.
0517
0517
But no barbecued iguana
Spanish language TV is hot
The women do not wear a lot
All the men are muy macho
As I watch, eating a nacho
I don’t understand what they say
But it makes for a nice workday
0513
0513
Central Coast FTW!
Sunday drive isn’t a hassle
We saw zebras at Hearst Castle
Elephant seals on the shoreline
Dad tasted beer while we had wine
Filet mignon and garlic toast
Mother’s Day on the Central Coast
0511
0511
Thanks for the visit!
From near and from far
Our friends are many
Two of the best are
Annette and Kenny
Sipping Chardonnay
Eating barbecue
Or watching a play
Is cool with you two
0411
0411
Breakfast burrito FTW!
Tom’s Take-Out is a burger joint
The food’s great, but that’s not the point
Mike and Mark pair fast food with fun
Witty banter served on a bun
They also make the best grease bombs
So if you’re hungry, go to Tom’s!
0405
0405
Perhaps too silly
Writing while drunk is an art
Something something something fart
This one’s sure to be a hit
Something something something shit
Schlitz and grits and shits and tits
Makes it hard to use your wits
0403
0403
Swinging fryer
There once was a fan of the Padres
Who liked apple pie and Chevrolets
But hot dogs were out
They gave him the gout
So he ate nachos with mayonnaise
0321
0321
Time is the enemy
Met up with an old friend last night
We talked, laughed, drank and had a bite
28 years have passed us by
Catching up is our battle cry
0319
0319
Presto! Face slap!
There once was a man from Modesto
Who wrote a dating manifesto
To get to third base
Go to a nice place
And buy her linguini with pesto
0318
0318
Monday funday
Our St. Pat’s party was great
Bubbles blowing in the sun
Can’t count the bangers I ate
Playing Rock Band was so fun
Ciders and beers, we drank a bunch
Then the day turned into night
Next day’s text – “come home for lunch”
What an afternoon delight!
0312
0312
Up in smoke
To many it might seem like a joke
But Catholics are focused on smoke
It’s a strange way to elect a boss
How is it done over at Hamas?
When the pipe spews out smoke that is black
Cook up some pop-corn and just sit back
When the voting brings smoke that is white
That means everything will be all right
0311
0311
North Korea is worst Korea
Rodman goes to North Korea
Horsey Sausage at IKEA
Cardinals meet to make new Pope
Gang rape suspect at end of rope
High court debates Voting Rights Act
My Yahoo email was hijacked
The Dow Jones sets an all-time high
More headline news to get you by
0302
0302
This boy ate soy
I’m usually a barbarian
But sometimes I’ll eat vegetarian
Because I consume all manners of meats
It’s weird to eat the food that your food eats
0225
0225
Yummy in my tummy
There was a fat dude from Buena Park
Who enjoyed his meat a little dark
It was a nice treat
To finally eat
A hot dish that exceeded the mark
0209
0209
No meat balls
There once was a ginger named Betty
She was bitchy, stuck up and petty
Her hair was bright red
When her legs did spread
Her muff looked a lot like spaghetti
0110
0110
I put it on my pancakes
Why does cough syrup taste so gross?
Perhaps to prevent overdose?
When it’s on my tongue, I’m morose
No other yucky meds come close