Tag: Work

1116

1116
They have no common sense

They’re not just stupid, they’re dense
So full of incompetence
There’s no end to their nonsense
Their existence makes me tense

I saw it once, I thought it was a fluke
It happened again, and I want to puke
There’s a Paper towel in the urinal
Might be common at a bus terminal
But it’s gross when it’s at your place of work
Whoever is doing it is a jerk

0611

0611
Almost time for Europe

In the Game of Spanish TV
You air, or you get preempted
I will only assign copy
If my temper is not tempted

0607

0607
It’s all mental masturbation

I have a daily obligation
A day after day irriration
To rhyme and provide illustration
Somedays I have no motivation
While some think about graduation
I ponder my 10-day vacation
But imperfect communication
Contributes to mounting frustration
Clearly I need some fermentation
To bring this mood to a cessation

0531

0531
Never mind I don’t care

I don’t know why I care when others don’t
I do what is needed when others won’t
I pick it up when others drop the ball
I want to bang my head against the wall
I should just let the chips fall where they may
What is in my head that makes me that way?

0520

0520
Cyber fools

Identity theft is a huge concern
Bad guys are hacking us at every turn
This problem can’t be solved by IT geeks
So we change our passwords every few weeks
If we can’t recall which symbol we used
We make a cheat sheet to not be confused
It’s so damn easy for a cyber punk
To look at that and take our cyber junk

0517

0517
But no barbecued iguana

Spanish language TV is hot
The women do not wear a lot
All the men are muy macho
As I watch, eating a nacho
I don’t understand what they say
But it makes for a nice workday

0506

0506
Monday not funday

Something is going wrong at work
Is it an electronic quirk?
Or is it another mistake?
It’s unreal how many they make
Seemingly, once you get hired
It’s difficult to be fired

0329

0329
Yes day rhymes with day

When Friday is a payday
To me, that’s a Good Friday
Leaving work early that day?
It becomes a Great Friday!

0306

0306
Funny money

It is hard to put on a happy face
When your soul is sucked dry at your workplace
I shouldn’t complain that it’s not perfect
But they give less effort than I’d expect
I have a dream, but it might seem funny
To love my job and make stacks of money

0124

0124
I do this everyday

Have you ever taken a lunch ride?
That’s when you get in your car and hide
For sixty minutes from the bullshit
That is work, because you want to quit
But you can’t, so you do this to cope
With a job that has stomped on your hope.

0118

0118
Is that why I’m balding?

The power went out
We all scream and shout
The reason we rave?
We should have hit save!

0104

0104
You suck!

It’s Friday, and I’m sick, yet I’m here at work
There’s not much to do, and I want to leave here
Inevitably someone acts like a jerk
Last minute orders; I want to disappear.