0514

0514
Lose weight to look great

I ride a bike “uphill”
Jean walks on the treadmill
There’s less food on our plate
We’re trying to lose weight

0511

0511
Thanks for the visit!

From near and from far
Our friends are many
Two of the best are
Annette and Kenny
Sipping Chardonnay
Eating barbecue
Or watching a play
Is cool with you two

0429

0429
I’m Jean’s honey bunny

Driving around, and it’s sunny
There is a quail and a bunny
Cows make milk and bees make honey
Pollen can make my nose runny
These poems may not make money
But hopefully they are funny

0330

0330
Thanks @wilw

When you observe #TableTopDay
It only matters that you play
The object isn’t win or lose
Or about drinking Mt. Dews
Whether you play Munchkin, Catan,
Dixit, Zombie Dice or San Juan
The basic goal is to have fun
It won’t matter who lost or won

0323

0323
Hike me? Haiku!

Too windy outside
Spring’s first walkabout took place
At the local mall

0318

0318
Monday funday

Our St. Pat’s party was great
Bubbles blowing in the sun
Can’t count the bangers I ate
Playing Rock Band was so fun
Ciders and beers, we drank a bunch
Then the day turned into night
Next day’s text – “come home for lunch”
What an afternoon delight!

0308

0308
Dammit Mamet

Arroyo Grande is to AG
As Los Angeles is to LA
AG Village has a lot to see
There’s a wine bar and even a play

0216

0216
CrazyBlindHaiku.com

One day you’re not whole
Then you go on a blind date
Next day you’re complete

0214

0214
By kitty I mean…

There once was a girl with one titty
She was smart and funny and pretty
She had a blind date
And found her next mate
She liked him, and he liked her kitty

0203

0203
I luve Jean

A Red, Red Rose
By Robert Burns

O my Luve’s like a red, red rose
That’s newly sprung in June;
O my Luve’s like the melodie
That’s sweetly played in tune.

As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,
So deep in luve am I;
And I will luve thee still, my dear,
Till a’ the seas gang dry:

Till a’ the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt wi’ the sun;
I will luve thee still, my dear,
While the sands o’ life shall run.

And fare thee weel, my only Luve,
And fare thee weel awhile!
And I will come again, my Luve,
Tho’ it ware ten thousand mile.

0202

0202
She’s such a craisin

Today we hiked with Raven
When she saw another bitch
She started to howl and twitch
Is she angry or craven?

0129

0129
Hawk haiku

Sitting on a pole
Hawk tightens his grasp on crow
One dies while one dines

0119

0119
#1 reason we live here

We walked 4 miles along a river bed
We saw bunnies and hawks and an eagle
Where we walked today, few have even tread
We have so much fun, it should be illegal

0103

0103
I <3 @monkeecat68

Last night I sounded like a lion roaring
It must have seemed like you were on safari
My head cold caused some cacophonous snoring
You were up all night and for that I’m sorry

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