0225

0225
Yummy in my tummy

There was a fat dude from Buena Park
Who enjoyed his meat a little dark
It was a nice treat
To finally eat
A hot dish that exceeded the mark

0221

0221
MWP & LAPD

A Laker who was once Ron Artest
In Cookie Monster PJs was dressed
He talked to the cops
About some gun props
To help his actors avoid arrest

0214

0214
By kitty I mean…

There once was a girl with one titty
She was smart and funny and pretty
She had a blind date
And found her next mate
She liked him, and he liked her kitty

0209

0209
No meat balls

There once was a ginger named Betty
She was bitchy, stuck up and petty
Her hair was bright red
When her legs did spread
Her muff looked a lot like spaghetti

0130

0130
And she went adios

There was an old man from Cayucos
Who never had sex, but he came close
A chick was willing
To do some drilling
But his derrick was too grandiose

0125

0125
Clamtastic!

The once was a man from Nipomo
Who drove to the village of Pismo
He looked at a clam
And shouted “Hot Damn!”
And wondered why this made his dick grow.

0109

0109
Limerick me right there

There once was a couple from Lompoc
Who hiked up a hill by a scrub oak
They played in the sun
And had lot’s of fun
Then finished their day with a nice poke

0102

0102
Anti-Limerick

A man from the County of Orange
Tried rhyming some colors like silver
Writing his opus
He found his rhythm
But nothing would sound just like purple.

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