200429
Presumptuous platitude
Feeling defective
And ineffective?
Your main objective –
Change your perspective!
Month: April 2020
200427
200427
Bitcoin works too
While the world has gone to hell
Do you have a thing to sell?
I will work from dawn to night
Making you a new website
I will finish in a flash
If you send me bags of cash!
200424
200424
That flick with his tail – quite a tricky
There once was a rodent named Mickey
Who asked Minnie Mouse for a quickie
She laughed in his face
That being the case
He banged Betty Boop with his dickey
200422
200422
No time to defecate
Tonight I’m working late
But I am not irate
When people think I’m great
It puts food on my plate
200420
200420
420 is good for many reasons
Two years a cat
Imagine that
I’m hoping for
Fifty-two more
200417
200417
Armadillo in his trousers
There once was a fella named Noel
Some say he was hung like a foal
He tried to pooh-pooh
But everyone knew
That lump in his pants wasn’t coal
200415
200415
Feed me right meow!
Linc is sitting on the sill
But he isn’t sitting still
Opening his deadly grill
Gaping maw gives me a chill
200413
200413
Never-ending nonsense
One constant in this madness
My poems still endure
And I will bring the gladness
Until they find a cure
200410
200410
What’s good about it?
Good Friday isn’t good
Can’t do the things we should
The end of lent – so what?
The pubs are all still shut!
Can’t hike a single trail
Beyond my 2K pale
Can’t visit with me mates
No piles of food on plates
No Easter eggs to hunt
‘Cause Rona is a cunt
I guess I shouldn’t whine
When most I know are fine
200408
200408
Goofy for LEGO Disney
I’m working on my LEGO train
It helps to make me less insane
With Mickey, Minnie, Chip and Dale
This Disney train is off the rail
It even has a Goofy too
And 18 bags until I’m through
Around the tracks the cars will cruise
To help allay my Rona blues
200406
200406
I emptied my cask
I had to shop without a mask
Don’t come near me, that’s all I ask
Then I race home, done with my task
And sterilize with my hip flask
200403
200403
The palm seen round the world
A face palm by Anthony Fauci
Made hot-tempered Jizztrumpet grouchy
The doc now gets threats
From dumb MAGA pets
Who want to give Fauci an ouchy
200401
200401
Don’t be an April ghoul
Today I will not act the fool
Or tell a silly lie
I think that it would be quite cruel
To joke while people die