1015
Stop this tea-bagging nonsense!
I hope there’s some dealing
To raise the debt ceiling
If they don’t get it done
The terrorists have won
Tag: Politics
Poems and/or Drawings about Politics.
1002
1002
He was a two bagger
There once was a man from Washington
Who never voted to get things done
His skin was so tan
Out of a spray can
He was an orange son of a gun
1001
1001
Your Uncle Sam is who I am
Do you like the man so tan?
I don’t like him Uncle Sam
I don’t like his stupid hair
He just doesn’t seem to care
I don’t like him in the house
Anybody but that louse
He’s dumb like a bag of rocks
He’s the color of a fox
His beliefs are so bizarre
He’s GOP like Babar
He helped shut down Ol’ D.C.
Then danced and shouted “whoopee!”
His tactics are so insane
He’s causing us so much pain
His bite is worse than his bark
Meaner than a great white shark
Why’d he have to crow and gloat?
I hope he gets a sore throat
He thinks this is the best way
He’ll see on election day
How he hates Obamacare
I don’t like him anywhere
I don’t like the man so tan
I don’t like him Uncle Sam
0930
0930
DC = Drown Congress
We’re headed for a government shutdown
We need a solution quick and profound
Something to clean up the filth of Georgetown
We should let all the politicians drown
0917
0917
On 2nd thought
Why does our right to bear an arm
Trump another’s freedom from harm?
Another shooting means more dead
When will it sink into our head?
I’m okay with us keeping guns
But not owning assault weapons
High capacity magazines
Should be reserved for the Marines
When the time comes for overthrow
We will be our most deadly foe
0911
0911
Remember all of it
We will never forget
Watching the TV set
We will never forget
Jumping without a net
We will never forget
Towers falling, cheeks wet
We will never forget
Brave heroes on a jet
We will never forget
Everybody upset
We will never forget
Bush discounting a threat
We will never forget
Hawkish Congress in step
We will never forget
Bombing with no regret
We will never forget
The fear of a cadet
We will never forget
Another soldier’s sweat
We will never forget
A mounting war-time debt
We will never forget
0905
0905
What is it good for?
Another chance for us to bully
From the Mediterranean Sea
Obama – shine your Nobel Peace prize
This is wrong, you gotta realize
You need to find a way to save face
We shouldn’t be there in the first place
0903
0903
Make love not war
Bashar al-Assad is an ass
Especially if he used gas
But I emphatically implore
Obama – do not go to war!
0828
0828
It was 50 years ago today
I also have a dream
That shouldn’t be extreme
We should live together
As sister and brother
In the South and the North
In peace from this day forth
Yo también tengo un sueño
Mi deseo no es pequeño
0827
0827
Why is it a handbasket?
What’s the criteria
For war with Syria?
Are chemical attacks
The motivating facts?
Odom’s habit’s well known
Nerds wait for new iPhone
Microsoft needs new head
Neil Armstrong is still dead
As Yosemite burns
Our ill-fated world turns
0723
0723
His career is in danger
I like to show my junk to a stranger
You can DM me @Carlos Danger
I’m totally obsessed with my weiner
Vote for me, and ignore my demeanor
0721
0721
One small stamp
Whitey on the Moon
By Gil Scott-Heron
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and Whitey’s on the moon)
I can’t pay no doctor bill.
(but Whitey’s on the moon)
Ten years from now I’ll be payin’ still.
(while Whitey’s on the moon)
The man jus’ upped my rent las’ night.
(’cause Whitey’s on the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but Whitey’s on the moon)
I wonder why he’s uppi’ me?
(’cause Whitey’s on the moon?)
I wuz already payin’ ‘im fifty a week.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Taxes takin’ my whole damn check,
Junkies makin’ me a nervous wreck,
The price of food is goin’ up,
An’ as if all that shit wuzn’t enough:
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face an’ arm began to swell.
(but Whitey’s on the moon)
Was all that money I made las’ year
(for Whitey on the moon?)
How come there ain’t no money here?
(Hmm! Whitey’s on the moon)
Y’know I jus’ ’bout had my fill
(of Whitey on the moon)
I think I’ll sen’ these doctor bills,
Airmail special
(to Whitey on the moon)
0717
0717
That stinks
When a jackass explodes a bomb because of scripture
That is something I cannot condone
How in the hell can you put that Terrorist’s picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone?
0714
0714
No skittles no justice
Justice
By Langston Hughes
That Justice is a blind goddess
Is a thing to which we black are wise:
Her bandage hides two festering sores
That once perhaps were eyes.
0713
0713
Florida you’re dead to me
Trayvon is dead, and Zimmerman is free
Florida should drop off into the sea
If you see a young dude walking through town
The worst thing to do is to shoot him down
Let the cops do their job, and leave him be
Instead the kid is dead, and you are free
0626
0626
Hoping for an invite
SCOTUS declares DOMA is bad
Prop 8 too, making nut jobs mad
So the ladies and the fellas
Tie the knot and make them jealous
Because crazies always look drab
And the fellas always look fab
0625
0625
SCOTUS screwed us
The Supreme Court is wrong about the South
From ID laws to Paula Dean’s big mouth
To fried chicken jokes and country club gates
Racism still exists in rebel states
0416
0409
0409
Josh Whiffs-a-ton
I don’t worry about North Korea
Or if GMOs cause diarrhea
I don’t care that Lohan’s on Letterman
Or when Tom Cruise will be a better man
I don’t know about any of that shit
But when will Josh Hamilton get a hit?
0327
0327
DOMA is dumb
We’re close, but right wing whackos need a shove
Why does marriage need to be defended?
If everyone could marry who they love
I can’t think of anything more splendid
0326
0326
Hoping sanity prevails
If you’re against marriage equality
How big an asshole do you need to be?
The supreme Court will make a decision
I hope they choose love over division
0311
0311
North Korea is worst Korea
Rodman goes to North Korea
Horsey Sausage at IKEA
Cardinals meet to make new Pope
Gang rape suspect at end of rope
High court debates Voting Rights Act
My Yahoo email was hijacked
The Dow Jones sets an all-time high
More headline news to get you by
0307
0307
Cure whine with wine
Rand Paul talks for hours
Stock in Apple sours
White House target of nuke
AIDS cure could be a fluke
Bin Laden son is caught
LeBron to tie the knot
Facebook changes timeline
This will get the most whine
0301
0301
Spock shot first
I’m such a big nerd that my heart swelled
When Obama said Jedi Mind Meld
I don’t care that Trek and Wars were mixed
I just want the economy fixed
0228
0228
DC = don’t care
It’s about time that Congress backed
Violence Against Women Act
Republicans like the drama
When it seems to hurt Obama
Injustice at the Supreme Court
Minorities have lost support
When good happens in Washington
Another’s rights become undone
0121
0121
That’s my dream
Why should a racist jerk
Enjoy this holiday?
Shouldn’t they have to work
To honor MLK?