Tag: Food

Poems and/or Drawings about Food.

0812

0812
I drink your milkshake!

Ever had a headache
Where it feels like a snake
Is taking his lunch break
Drinking a brain milkshake
With a frontal lobe cake?
That’s what keeps me awake

0411

0411
Breakfast burrito FTW!

Tom’s Take-Out is a burger joint
The food’s great, but that’s not the point
Mike and Mark pair fast food with fun
Witty banter served on a bun
They also make the best grease bombs
So if you’re hungry, go to Tom’s!

0403

0403
Swinging fryer

There once was a fan of the Padres
Who liked apple pie and Chevrolets
But hot dogs were out
They gave him the gout
So he ate nachos with mayonnaise

0312

0312
Up in smoke

To many it might seem like a joke
But Catholics are focused on smoke
It’s a strange way to elect a boss
How is it done over at Hamas?
When the pipe spews out smoke that is black
Cook up some pop-corn and just sit back
When the voting brings smoke that is white
That means everything will be all right

0302

0302
This boy ate soy

I’m usually a barbarian
But sometimes I’ll eat vegetarian
Because I consume all manners of meats
It’s weird to eat the food that your food eats

0225

0225
Yummy in my tummy

There was a fat dude from Buena Park
Who enjoyed his meat a little dark
It was a nice treat
To finally eat
A hot dish that exceeded the mark

0209

0209
No meat balls

There once was a ginger named Betty
She was bitchy, stuck up and petty
Her hair was bright red
When her legs did spread
Her muff looked a lot like spaghetti

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