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I want gulaš for all
France and Croatia
Roosters versus tablecloths
The World Cup Final
Category: Haiku
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180622
More than they possibly can
Mizztrumpet jacket
“I really don’t care do u?
Yes, I fucking do!
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180507
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
Infinity Stones
Wielded by The Mad Titan
Stardust in the wind
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180413
Where is our “Thank you America?”
Friday the thirteenth
Unlucky for Syria
Perhaps the whole world
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180330
Traffic was not good this Friday
That was a long drive
Goodbye Santa Maria
Hello Buena Park
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180212
They make more money than me
First day at new job
My pets are my coworkers
And they brought donuts
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180202
Fuck the Patriots!
We’re not Philly fans
But this Sunday, we all say
“Fuck the Patriots!”
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180110
Heavyhearted haiku
Thinking about Jean
Makes me laugh and makes me cry
I’m ok with that
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171230
Worst year ever!
Twenty seventeen –
The worst of my fifty years –
Sucked a fat dog’s ass
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171223
Or whatever you celebrate
Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas – peace to all
And Happy New Year
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My favorite time of year
Tree and lights are up
Shopping and parties begin
Christmastime is here
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171028
Pink looked good on me
Stranger Things returns!
To honor that, my costume
Went to Eleven
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I need a miracle every day
I feel so hopeless
There is nothing I can do
Except be right here
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170705
As always #FuckCancer
This is not a drill
We’re on our way to Phoenix
Our quest for the cure
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170628
We’ll get through this together
Avoid strife and hate
Focus on the ones you love
Nothing else matters
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170614
We will take what you can give
We need your good thoughts
We need your love and friendship
Now more than ever
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170531
Sleep tight don’t let the covfefes bite
“Despite the constant
Negative press covfefe
I wrote a haiku”
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170421
Hundred-to-one haiku
Delicious dinners
Fun friends, good gambling, swank shops
Vegas vacation
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170327
I don’t like Mondays
The weekend was great
Two days of fun and frolic
But now it’s Monday
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170227
Every job ever
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Hurry the fuck up!
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Together we’ll get through it
The past has been good
The present is uncertain
The future more so
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170104
Rehydrated haiku
First rain of the year
Just enough to flood the streets
Lakes are still empty