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I need a miracle every day
I feel so hopeless
There is nothing I can do
Except be right here
Tag: Sick
Poems and/or Drawings about being Sick.
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170714
I’d tap that!
Because life is short
And needles do thwart
Jean now has a port
For draws by the quart
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170707
Hoping for a Goodyear
Breathing in the desert air
Hoping for some better care
Treatment might still be the same
But this staff is not so lame
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170630
Scat school
Darker pee and lighter poo
Means that something’s wrong with you
Darker poo and lighter pee
Indicate that you’re healthy
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170623
Cry me a liver
There once was a Ruben named Billy
Who could make your outside look silly
He’d yellow your skin
Your hands, feet and chin
Right down to your boobs and/or willy
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We will take what you can give
We need your good thoughts
We need your love and friendship
Now more than ever
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170612
That’s a vile vial
If you have the runs for weeks
Squirting out between your cheeks
You might have to test your poo
This is what you have to do
First, you have to make a poop
Then you gather with a scoop
Take the steamy, stinky pile
Place it gently in the vial
Do not fling and do not jab
Take it quickly to a lab
Here’s the funny part of it
Scientists will check your shit
They will test what smells like hell
All to make sure that you’re well
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170607
As good as chicken soup
Nothing really sounds that yummy
When you have an upset tummy
At both ends you feel real crummy
Only cure’s a kiss from mummy
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140423
Jury’s still out
I am serving jury duty
Hope I don’t get jury cootie
First guy seated on the jury
Smells like last night he ate curry
Second juror can’t stop coughin’
She coughs loud, and she coughs often
The third to sit is a fat dude
The fourth girl has some attitude
Number five seems like he’s crazy
Juror six is young and lazy
I am worried about seven
Says she talks to God in heaven
The guy in eight does not look fine
But not as bad as juror nine
Number ten is an old lady
Eleven looks slim and shady
And he’s wearing something furry
Hope I don’t get on this jury
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Or whooping cough, or asthma, or …
If I do not stop coughin’
I’ll end up in a coffin
Though I hack, I do not sneeze
My doctor says it’s allergies
I don’t think it’s hay fever
But it’s not a cold neither
I don’t know what’s wrong with me
I just hope it’s not TB
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0812
I drink your milkshake!
Ever had a headache
Where it feels like a snake
Is taking his lunch break
Drinking a brain milkshake
With a frontal lobe cake?
That’s what keeps me awake
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0629
Geraghty’s got guilty pleasure
Trying to beat the heat of summer
Feeling a bit sick; what a bummer
Hiding away from our yellow star
Freeing up space on our DVR
We watched everything from Family Tree
To Doctor Who, Veep and AGT
That might have been too much to disclose
Please don’t judge us for our silly shows
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0110
I put it on my pancakes
Why does cough syrup taste so gross?
Perhaps to prevent overdose?
When it’s on my tongue, I’m morose
No other yucky meds come close
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You suck!
It’s Friday, and I’m sick, yet I’m here at work
There’s not much to do, and I want to leave here
Inevitably someone acts like a jerk
Last minute orders; I want to disappear.
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0103
I <3 @monkeecat68
Last night I sounded like a lion roaring
It must have seemed like you were on safari
My head cold caused some cacophonous snoring
You were up all night and for that I’m sorry