190610

190610
Pray or prey?

The walking man walks
But where does he go?
The talking man talks
How much does he know?
The winning man wins
But what does he play?
The sinning man sins
For whom does he pray?

190415

190415
Be thankful I don’t take it all

Please do not laugh, this isn’t funny
At breakfast time my eggs were runny
Brownie and Linc ate all my honey
It’s raining now, no longer sunny
The taxman came and took my money
Perhaps I’ll eat the Easter bunny

190405

190405
My CV is curiously vast

Today I had an interview
But not one job, it was for two
And when they tell me, “We want you!”
I’ll celebrate with Irish stew

181231

181231
Hello, goodbye

Hey 18 – so long, farewell
You weren’t great, but you weren’t hell
Hey 19 – welcome, hello
Make us slim, and give us dough!

181024

181024
Everyone there is so happy to be there

Soon I will be there in Essen
Queueing for a board game lesson
Richard, Tony, Matt and Uwe
Will show we their new games to play
Blackout: Hong Kong, Carpe Diem
I will buy ’em when I see ’em
So much playing and more buying
Pretty sure my wallet’s crying

180523

180523
Get your rosaries off their ovaries

The Irish might repeal the 8th
The no side is aligned with faith
The yes side cares for women’s health
Access should not be based on wealth
Abortion can cause frenzied fights
You’re for the church or human rights
I will not make you have to guess
This Friday I will be a Yes

180518

180518
3,142 hits in 20 years

They’ve punched me more than I can count
They hit me like they’re Robin Yount
From this pain train I can dismount
At last I have a bank account

180509

180509
Having pets is not cheap

I drove real far so we can fly
I had to see my money guy
No matter how much dough is lost
Brownie and Linc are worth the cost

0806

0806
I don’t think, I know

Believing you will win
A lottery jackpot
Might give you a big grin
But you’re just a crackpot

0329

0329
Yes day rhymes with day

When Friday is a payday
To me, that’s a Good Friday
Leaving work early that day?
It becomes a Great Friday!

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