0225
Yummy in my tummy
There was a fat dude from Buena Park
Who enjoyed his meat a little dark
It was a nice treat
To finally eat
A hot dish that exceeded the mark
Category: Limerick
0221
0221
MWP & LAPD
A Laker who was once Ron Artest
In Cookie Monster PJs was dressed
He talked to the cops
About some gun props
To help his actors avoid arrest
0214
0214
By kitty I mean…
There once was a girl with one titty
She was smart and funny and pretty
She had a blind date
And found her next mate
She liked him, and he liked her kitty
0209
0209
No meat balls
There once was a ginger named Betty
She was bitchy, stuck up and petty
Her hair was bright red
When her legs did spread
Her muff looked a lot like spaghetti
0130
0130
And she went adios
There was an old man from Cayucos
Who never had sex, but he came close
A chick was willing
To do some drilling
But his derrick was too grandiose
0125
0125
Clamtastic!
The once was a man from Nipomo
Who drove to the village of Pismo
He looked at a clam
And shouted “Hot Damn!”
And wondered why this made his dick grow.
0109
0109
Limerick me right there
There once was a couple from Lompoc
Who hiked up a hill by a scrub oak
They played in the sun
And had lot’s of fun
Then finished their day with a nice poke
0102
0102
Anti-Limerick
A man from the County of Orange
Tried rhyming some colors like silver
Writing his opus
He found his rhythm
But nothing would sound just like purple.