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To me it’s Rogue 1-3
Because of Rogue One
Prequels are irrelevant
So long one through three
Category: Haiku
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I wish Texas had seceded
It’s a Black Wednesday
Judge blocks new overtime law
Crappy Thanksgiving
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I backed #BEARSvsBABIES
Bears versus babies
We all know that bears would win
Because of lasers
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Tip me over and I’m greater than infinity
On three squared / three squared
I’ll be seven squared years old
Yet I am still round
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Designed in 1977 by Steve Jackson
Infantry and tanks
All converge on the OGRE
Small game made bigger
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Herbaceous haiku
Bright golden poppies
Mingling with purple lupine
It’s blooming brilliant
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Nobody’s business but the Turks
Su-24
Flies too close, and gets shot down
Happy Turkey Day
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Hike for health haiku
Walking down the street
Hand in hand we exercise
Our nightly parade
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Not so haute haiku
The door was open
Brownie ate Jean’s nice new shoes
I’m in the doghouse
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Hailing haiku
Bright and sunny morn
And then it poured cats and dogs
What the friggen hail?
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Helping immigrants – what a concept
Eating way too much
And fighting with loved ones
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Malodorous vomit pancakes
It’s so fucking hot
And the Angels lost again
Eat a bag of shit!
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Hard-working haiku
Lunchtime is worktime
A slave to the job am I
Tears flowing down cheek
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Pearl Harbor haiku
They attacked at dawn
Three hundred zeroes flying
Thousands of lives lost
