{"id":980,"date":"2013-11-08T20:50:15","date_gmt":"2013-11-09T04:50:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=980"},"modified":"2016-05-09T12:28:03","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T19:28:03","slug":"1108","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/11\/08\/1108\/","title":{"rendered":"1108"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/112013\/1108.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1108<br \/>\nCruisin for a bruisin<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s more insanity from Tom Cruise?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s nothing but crazy that he spews<br \/>\nHe claims his job as a leading man<br \/>\nIs like fighting in Afghanistan<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s well past time we forgot this slouch<br \/>\nWhose best role was jumping on a couch<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"1108 Cruisin for a bruisin There\\'s more insanity from Tom Cruise? It\\'s nothing but crazy that he spews He claims his job as a leading man Is like fighting in Afghanistan It\\'s well past time we forgot this slouch Whose best role was jumping on a couch\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1108 Cruisin for a bruisin There&#8217;s more insanity from Tom Cruise? It&#8217;s nothing but crazy that he spews He claims his job as a leading man Is like fighting in Afghanistan It&#8217;s well past time we forgot this slouch Whose best role was jumping on a couch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,74,16],"class_list":["post-980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-crazy","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=980"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":981,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980\/revisions\/981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}