{"id":971,"date":"2013-11-04T20:43:06","date_gmt":"2013-11-05T04:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=971"},"modified":"2016-07-11T14:54:44","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T21:54:44","slug":"1104","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/11\/04\/1104\/","title":{"rendered":"1104"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/112013\/1104.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1104<br \/>\nI&#8217;d rather be a LOL&#8217;er<\/p>\n<p>I met a jerk who was smaller<br \/>\nHe asked if I was a baller<br \/>\nSo I grabbed him by the collar<br \/>\nHe began to shout and holler<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not usually a brawler<br \/>\nI would say I am a scholar<br \/>\nBut I almost was a mauler<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause this douchebag was a trawler<br \/>\nLike a troll living in squalor<br \/>\nNot a man, more like a crawler<br \/>\nWho begs his mom for a dollar<br \/>\nIt turned out he was the bawler<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"1104 I\\'d rather be a LOL\\'er I met a jerk who was smaller He asked if I was a baller So I grabbed him by the collar He began to shout and holler I\\'m not usually a brawler I would say I am a scholar But I almost was a mauler \\'Cause this douchebag was a trawler Like a troll living in squalor Not a man, more like a crawler Who begs his mom for a dollar It turned out he was the bawler\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1104 I&#8217;d rather be a LOL&#8217;er I met a jerk who was smaller He asked if I was a baller So I grabbed him by the collar He began to shout and holler I&#8217;m not usually a brawler I would say I am a scholar But I almost was a mauler &#8216;Cause this douchebag was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/11\/04\/1104\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">1104<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79],"class_list":["post-971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-signs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=971"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1569,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971\/revisions\/1569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}