{"id":945,"date":"2013-10-22T20:08:01","date_gmt":"2013-10-23T03:08:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=945"},"modified":"2016-04-29T20:10:04","modified_gmt":"2016-04-30T03:10:04","slug":"1022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/10\/22\/1022\/","title":{"rendered":"1022"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/102013\/1022.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1022<br \/>\nHappy wombat day!<\/p>\n<p>You would never think a wombat<br \/>\nWould be locked in cosmic combat<br \/>\nWay up high in a space station<br \/>\nShooting with his Ultra Ray Gun<br \/>\nAsteroids that were on a course<br \/>\nTo smash his ship without remorse<br \/>\nYou would never ever think that<br \/>\nWould have happened to a wombat<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"1022 Happy wombat day! You would never think a wombat Would be locked in cosmic combat Way up high in a space station Shooting with his Ultra Ray Gun Asteroids that were on a course To smash his ship without remorse You would never ever think that Would have happened to a wombat\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1022 Happy wombat day! You would never think a wombat Would be locked in cosmic combat Way up high in a space station Shooting with his Ultra Ray Gun Asteroids that were on a course To smash his ship without remorse You would never ever think that Would have happened to a wombat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,31],"class_list":["post-945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-animals","tag-tabletop-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=945"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":946,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions\/946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}