{"id":930,"date":"2013-10-17T21:32:52","date_gmt":"2013-10-18T04:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=930"},"modified":"2021-02-05T15:30:50","modified_gmt":"2021-02-05T23:30:50","slug":"1017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/10\/17\/1017\/","title":{"rendered":"1017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/102013\/1017.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1017<br \/>\nI&#8217;m so vain<\/p>\n<p>White whisker removed from my beard<br \/>\nIt was not plucked, instead I sheared<br \/>\nIt looks and feels a little weird<br \/>\nBut there&#8217;s no reason to be skeered<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not as bad as I once feared<br \/>\nOnto my face some dye was smeared<br \/>\nThat which was gray has disappeared<br \/>\nAnd so I danced around and cheered<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"1017 I\\'m so vain White whisker removed from my beard It was not plucked, instead I sheared It looks and feels a little weird But there\\'s no reason to be skeered It\\'s not as bad as I once feared Onto my face some dye was smeared That which was gray has disappeared And so I danced around and cheered\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1017 I&#8217;m so vain White whisker removed from my beard It was not plucked, instead I sheared It looks and feels a little weird But there&#8217;s no reason to be skeered It&#8217;s not as bad as I once feared Onto my face some dye was smeared That which was gray has disappeared And so I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/10\/17\/1017\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">1017<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[123,84],"class_list":["post-930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-dancing","tag-hair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/930"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=930"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":931,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/930\/revisions\/931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}