{"id":928,"date":"2013-10-16T21:31:35","date_gmt":"2013-10-17T04:31:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=928"},"modified":"2016-04-28T21:32:43","modified_gmt":"2016-04-29T04:32:43","slug":"1016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/10\/16\/1016\/","title":{"rendered":"1016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/102013\/1016.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1016<br \/>\nDouble stuff your 8-ball<\/p>\n<p>This is something few predicted<br \/>\nLab rats are way more addicted<br \/>\nTo Oreos than crack cocaine<br \/>\nAccording to the rodent&#8217;s brain<br \/>\nThough offered drugs they weren&#8217;t coerced<br \/>\nThey eat the creamy center first<br \/>\nThis just proves that sugar and fat<br \/>\nAre the real drugs &#8211; imagine that!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"1016 Double stuff your 8-ball This is something few predicted Lab rats are way more addicted To Oreos than crack cocaine According to the rodent\\'s brain Though offered drugs they weren\\'t coerced They eat the creamy center first This just proves that sugar and fat Are the real drugs - imagine that!\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1016 Double stuff your 8-ball This is something few predicted Lab rats are way more addicted To Oreos than crack cocaine According to the rodent&#8217;s brain Though offered drugs they weren&#8217;t coerced They eat the creamy center first This just proves that sugar and fat Are the real drugs &#8211; imagine that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[53],"class_list":["post-928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=928"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":929,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions\/929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}