{"id":898,"date":"2013-10-01T20:58:03","date_gmt":"2013-10-02T03:58:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=898"},"modified":"2021-02-05T15:31:54","modified_gmt":"2021-02-05T23:31:54","slug":"1001","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/10\/01\/1001\/","title":{"rendered":"1001"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/102013\/1001.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1001<br \/>\nYour Uncle Sam is who I am<\/p>\n<p>Do you like the man so tan?<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t like him Uncle Sam<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t like his stupid hair<br \/>\nHe just doesn&#8217;t seem to care<br \/>\nI don\u2019t like him in the house<br \/>\nAnybody but that louse<br \/>\nHe\u2019s dumb like a bag of rocks<br \/>\nHe\u2019s the color of a fox<br \/>\nHis beliefs are so bizarre<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s GOP like Babar<br \/>\nHe helped shut down Ol&#8217; D.C.<br \/>\nThen danced and shouted &#8220;whoopee!&#8221;<br \/>\nHis tactics are so insane<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s causing us so much pain<br \/>\nHis bite is worse than his bark<br \/>\nMeaner than a great white shark<br \/>\nWhy&#8217;d he have to crow and gloat?<br \/>\nI hope he gets a sore throat<br \/>\nHe thinks this is the best way<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll see on election day<br \/>\nHow he hates Obamacare<br \/>\nI don\u2019t like him anywhere<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t like the man so tan<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t like him Uncle Sam<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"1001 Your Uncle Sam is who I am Do you like the man so tan? I don\\'t like him Uncle Sam I don\\'t like his stupid hair He just doesn\\'t seem to care I don\u2019t like him in the house Anybody but that louse He\u2019s dumb like a bag of rocks He\u2019s the color of a fox His beliefs are so bizarre He\\'s GOP like Babar He helped shut down Ol\\' D.C. Then danced and shouted \\\"whoopee!\\\" His tactics are so insane He\\'s causing us so much pain His bite is worse than his bark Meaner than a great white shark Why\\'d he have to crow and gloat? I hope he gets a sore throat He thinks this is the best way He\\'ll see on election day How he hates Obamacare I don\u2019t like him anywhere I don\\'t like the man so tan I don\\'t like him Uncle Sam\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1001 Your Uncle Sam is who I am Do you like the man so tan? I don&#8217;t like him Uncle Sam I don&#8217;t like his stupid hair He just doesn&#8217;t seem to care I don\u2019t like him in the house Anybody but that louse He\u2019s dumb like a bag of rocks He\u2019s the color of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/10\/01\/1001\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">1001<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[90,123,84,95,16,79],"class_list":["post-898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-colors","tag-dancing","tag-hair","tag-pain","tag-politics","tag-signs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=898"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3875,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions\/3875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}