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1001
\nYour Uncle Sam is who I am<\/p>\n

Do you like the man so tan?
\nI don’t like him Uncle Sam
\nI don’t like his stupid hair
\nHe just doesn’t seem to care
\nI don\u2019t like him in the house
\nAnybody but that louse
\nHe\u2019s dumb like a bag of rocks
\nHe\u2019s the color of a fox
\nHis beliefs are so bizarre
\nHe’s GOP like Babar
\nHe helped shut down Ol’ D.C.
\nThen danced and shouted “whoopee!”
\nHis tactics are so insane
\nHe’s causing us so much pain
\nHis bite is worse than his bark
\nMeaner than a great white shark
\nWhy’d he have to crow and gloat?
\nI hope he gets a sore throat
\nHe thinks this is the best way
\nHe’ll see on election day
\nHow he hates Obamacare
\nI don\u2019t like him anywhere
\nI don’t like the man so tan
\nI don’t like him Uncle Sam<\/p>\n