{"id":890,"date":"2013-09-27T16:55:27","date_gmt":"2013-09-27T23:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=890"},"modified":"2016-04-28T16:56:40","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T23:56:40","slug":"0927","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/09\/27\/0927\/","title":{"rendered":"0927"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/092013\/0927.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0927<br \/>\nCarbs really are bad<\/p>\n<p>The head of pasta maker Barilla<br \/>\nHas a case of verbal diarrhea<br \/>\nNo matter how much the right will insist<br \/>\nThe &#8220;classic family&#8221; does not exist<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t hate them because they&#8217;re anti-gay<br \/>\nBut I rarely eat bad carbs anyway<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0927 Carbs really are bad The head of pasta maker Barilla Has a case of verbal diarrhea No matter how much the right will insist The \\\"classic family\\\" does not exist I don\\'t hate them because they\\'re anti-gay But I rarely eat bad carbs anyway\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0927 Carbs really are bad The head of pasta maker Barilla Has a case of verbal diarrhea No matter how much the right will insist The &#8220;classic family&#8221; does not exist I don&#8217;t hate them because they&#8217;re anti-gay But I rarely eat bad carbs anyway<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[53,42,57],"class_list":["post-890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-food","tag-lgbt","tag-weight-loss"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=890"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":891,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions\/891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}