{"id":884,"date":"2013-09-24T16:42:24","date_gmt":"2013-09-24T23:42:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=884"},"modified":"2022-01-28T09:59:05","modified_gmt":"2022-01-28T17:59:05","slug":"0924","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/09\/24\/0924\/","title":{"rendered":"0924"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/092013\/0924.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0924<br \/>\nDo they serve anything else?<\/p>\n<p>There once was a man from Miami<br \/>\nWho frantically cleaned with a chamois<br \/>\nWhen he was quite spent<br \/>\nTo Denny&#8217;s he went<br \/>\nAnd ordered Moons Over My Hammy<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0924 Do they serve anything else? There once was a man from Miami Who frantically cleaned with a chamois When he was quite spent To Denny\\'s he went And ordered Moons Over My Hammy\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0924 Do they serve anything else? There once was a man from Miami Who frantically cleaned with a chamois When he was quite spent To Denny&#8217;s he went And ordered Moons Over My Hammy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[65,53,132],"class_list":["post-884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-boobies","tag-food","tag-moon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=884"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":885,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions\/885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}