{"id":876,"date":"2013-09-20T16:36:16","date_gmt":"2013-09-20T23:36:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=876"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:53:44","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:53:44","slug":"0920","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/09\/20\/0920\/","title":{"rendered":"0920"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/092013\/0920.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0920<br \/>\nAs long as you wanted black<\/p>\n<p>Today I bought the new iPhone<br \/>\nBut I am not an Apple drone<br \/>\nUsing my old phone made me moan<br \/>\nCaused more pain than a kidney stone<br \/>\nInto a trash can it was thrown<br \/>\nI had to get a payday loan<br \/>\nSo I could buy my very own<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m broke and my credit blown<br \/>\nThese are not things I would condone<br \/>\nBut I live in the Danger Zone<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0920 As long as you wanted black Today I bought the new iPhone But I am not an Apple drone Using my old phone made me moan Caused more pain than a kidney stone Into a trash can it was thrown I had to get a payday loan So I could buy my very own \\'Cause I\\'m broke and my credit blown These are not things I would condone But I live in the Danger Zone\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0920 As long as you wanted black Today I bought the new iPhone But I am not an Apple drone Using my old phone made me moan Caused more pain than a kidney stone Into a trash can it was thrown I had to get a payday loan So I could buy my very own &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/09\/20\/0920\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">0920<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[95,80],"class_list":["post-876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-pain","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=876"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":877,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876\/revisions\/877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}