{"id":868,"date":"2013-09-16T16:02:32","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T23:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=868"},"modified":"2020-07-31T15:50:02","modified_gmt":"2020-07-31T22:50:02","slug":"0916","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/09\/16\/0916\/","title":{"rendered":"0916"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/092013\/0916.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0916<br \/>\nThe princess kissing would make me horny too!<\/p>\n<p>Hey, Mr. Horned Toad<br \/>\nGet off of the road<br \/>\nHere comes a big van<br \/>\nTo squish flatter than<br \/>\nA piece of paper<br \/>\nWe&#8217;d need a scraper<br \/>\nTo clean up the street<br \/>\nIt wouldn&#8217;t be neat<br \/>\nYour wife would be sad<br \/>\nHer kids with no dad<br \/>\nSo, Mr. Horned Toad<br \/>\nGet off of the road<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0916 The princess kissing would make me horny too! Hey, Mr. Horned Toad Get off of the road Here comes a big van To squish flatter than A piece of paper We\\'d need a scraper To clean up the street It wouldn\\'t be neat Your wife would be sad Her kids with no dad So, Mr. Horned Toad Get off of the road\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0916 The princess kissing would make me horny too! Hey, Mr. Horned Toad Get off of the road Here comes a big van To squish flatter than A piece of paper We&#8217;d need a scraper To clean up the street It wouldn&#8217;t be neat Your wife would be sad Her kids with no dad So, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/09\/16\/0916\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">0916<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,45,121],"class_list":["post-868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-animals","tag-automobiles","tag-royal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=868"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":869,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions\/869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}