{"id":868,"date":"2013-09-16T16:02:32","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T23:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=868"},"modified":"2020-07-31T15:50:02","modified_gmt":"2020-07-31T22:50:02","slug":"0916","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/09\/16\/0916\/","title":{"rendered":"0916"},"content":{"rendered":"

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0916
\nThe princess kissing would make me horny too!<\/p>\n

Hey, Mr. Horned Toad
\nGet off of the road
\nHere comes a big van
\nTo squish flatter than
\nA piece of paper
\nWe’d need a scraper
\nTo clean up the street
\nIt wouldn’t be neat
\nYour wife would be sad
\nHer kids with no dad
\nSo, Mr. Horned Toad
\nGet off of the road<\/p>\n