{"id":85,"date":"2013-01-25T10:31:25","date_gmt":"2013-01-25T18:31:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=85"},"modified":"2016-04-28T21:58:16","modified_gmt":"2016-04-29T04:58:16","slug":"0125","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/01\/25\/0125\/","title":{"rendered":"0125"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/012013\/0125.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0125<br \/>\nClamtastic!<\/p>\n<p>The once was a man from Nipomo<br \/>\nWho drove to the village of Pismo<br \/>\nHe looked at a clam<br \/>\nAnd shouted &#8220;Hot Damn!&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd wondered why this made his dick grow.<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0125 Clamtastic! The once was a man from Nipomo Who drove to the village of Pismo He looked at a clam And shouted \\\"Hot Damn!\\\" And wondered why this made his dick grow.\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0125 Clamtastic! The once was a man from Nipomo Who drove to the village of Pismo He looked at a clam And shouted &#8220;Hot Damn!&#8221; And wondered why this made his dick grow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[25,66],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-central-coast","tag-dick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":566,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions\/566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}