{"id":846,"date":"2013-09-08T15:08:28","date_gmt":"2013-09-08T22:08:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=846"},"modified":"2020-01-17T09:41:39","modified_gmt":"2020-01-17T17:41:39","slug":"0908","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/09\/08\/0908\/","title":{"rendered":"0908"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/092013\/0908.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0908<br \/>\nTalk about sudden death<\/p>\n<p><strong>American Football<\/strong><br \/>\nBy Harold Pinter<\/p>\n<p>Hallelujah!<br \/>\nIt works.<br \/>\nWe blew the shit out of them.<\/p>\n<p>We blew the shit right back up their own ass<br \/>\nAnd out their fucking ears.<\/p>\n<p>It works.<br \/>\nWe blew the shit out of them.<br \/>\nThey suffocated in their own shit!<\/p>\n<p>Hallelujah.<br \/>\nPraise the Lord for all good things.<\/p>\n<p>We blew them into fucking shit.<br \/>\nThey are eating it.<\/p>\n<p>Praise the Lord for all good things.<\/p>\n<p>We blew their balls into shards of dust,<br \/>\nInto shards of fucking dust.<\/p>\n<p>We did it.<\/p>\n<p>Now I want you to come over here and kiss me on the mouth.<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0908 Talk about sudden death American Football By Harold Pinter Hallelujah! It works. We blew the shit out of them. We blew the shit right back up their own ass And out their fucking ears. It works. We blew the shit out of them. They suffocated in their own shit! Hallelujah. Praise the Lord for all good things. We blew them into fucking shit. They are eating it. Praise the Lord for all good things. We blew their balls into shards of dust, Into shards of fucking dust. We did it. Now I want you to come over here and kiss me on the mouth.\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0908 Talk about sudden death American Football By Harold Pinter Hallelujah! It works. We blew the shit out of them. We blew the shit right back up their own ass And out their fucking ears. It works. We blew the shit out of them. They suffocated in their own shit! Hallelujah. Praise the Lord for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/09\/08\/0908\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">0908<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[116,63,17],"class_list":["post-846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-classic","tag-balls","tag-football","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=846"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":858,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846\/revisions\/858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}