{"id":826,"date":"2013-08-30T21:42:40","date_gmt":"2013-08-31T04:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=826"},"modified":"2016-04-28T21:53:40","modified_gmt":"2016-04-29T04:53:40","slug":"0830","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/08\/30\/0830\/","title":{"rendered":"0830"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/082013\/0830.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0830<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s scary stupid<\/p>\n<p>I want my Sweetie Pea<br \/>\nTo come sit next to me<br \/>\nAnd watch our AGT<br \/>\nWe like Nick and Heidi<br \/>\nAnd Howard and Howie<br \/>\nBut we don&#8217;t like Mel B<br \/>\nShe has a nice booty<br \/>\nBut as dense as a tree<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0830 She\\'s scary stupid I want my Sweetie Pea To come sit next to me And watch our AGT We like Nick and Heidi And Howard and Howie But we don\\'t like Mel B She has a nice booty But as dense as a tree\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0830 She&#8217;s scary stupid I want my Sweetie Pea To come sit next to me And watch our AGT We like Nick and Heidi And Howard and Howie But we don&#8217;t like Mel B She has a nice booty But as dense as a tree<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,18,7,12],"class_list":["post-826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-boobies","tag-celebrities","tag-jean","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":827,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions\/827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}