{"id":820,"date":"2013-08-27T21:37:06","date_gmt":"2013-08-28T04:37:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=820"},"modified":"2016-04-28T14:54:25","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T21:54:25","slug":"0827","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/08\/27\/0827\/","title":{"rendered":"0827"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/082013\/0827.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0827<br \/>\nWhy is it a handbasket?<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the criteria<br \/>\nFor war with Syria?<br \/>\nAre chemical attacks<br \/>\nThe motivating facts?<br \/>\nOdom&#8217;s habit&#8217;s well known<br \/>\nNerds wait for new iPhone<br \/>\nMicrosoft needs new head<br \/>\nNeil Armstrong is still dead<br \/>\nAs Yosemite burns<br \/>\nOur ill-fated world turns<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0827 Why is it a handbasket? What\\'s the criteria For war with Syria? Are chemical attacks The motivating facts? Odom\\'s habit\\'s well known Nerds wait for new iPhone Microsoft needs new head Neil Armstrong is still dead As Yosemite burns Our ill-fated world turns\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0827 Why is it a handbasket? What&#8217;s the criteria For war with Syria? Are chemical attacks The motivating facts? Odom&#8217;s habit&#8217;s well known Nerds wait for new iPhone Microsoft needs new head Neil Armstrong is still dead As Yosemite burns Our ill-fated world turns<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,19,16,64],"class_list":["post-820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-nerd","tag-politics","tag-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=820"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":821,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820\/revisions\/821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}