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0823
\nJersey Girl wasn’t that bad<\/p>\n

Never known for having priorities straight
\nComic book geeks are unreasonably irate
\nKeeping in mind we dropped the bomb on Japan
\nThe worst thing ever is Affleck as Batman
\nIt’s hard to argue when the heads aren’t level
\n“He sucked in Gigli. He sucked as Daredevil”
\nIs it really his fault that those movies failed?
\n“Yes! Get a cross and make sure his hands are nailed!”
\nHe’s no Brando, but I liked him in “Mallrats”
\nSo, throw down the pitchforks and let go the bats
\nYour quarrel is as moot as this is bizarre
\nPeter Dinklage Hula Hooped at a gay bar<\/p>\n