{"id":806,"date":"2013-08-20T21:23:25","date_gmt":"2013-08-21T04:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=806"},"modified":"2016-07-12T11:16:14","modified_gmt":"2016-07-12T18:16:14","slug":"0820","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/08\/20\/0820\/","title":{"rendered":"0820"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/082013\/0820.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0820<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s easy to draw naked stick figures<\/p>\n<p>Has True Blood finally jumped the shark?<br \/>\nVampires played volleyball in a park<br \/>\nA faerie vampire tried to marry<br \/>\nJason&#8217;s girlfriend is hot but scary<br \/>\nWarlow is staked, and it&#8217;s quite gruesome<br \/>\nAlcide and Sookie are a twosome<br \/>\nInfected vampires look barbaric<br \/>\nThey better not have killed off Eric!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0820 It\\'s easy to draw naked stick figures Has True Blood finally jumped the shark? Vampires played volleyball in a park A faerie vampire tried to marry Jason\\'s girlfriend is hot but scary Warlow is staked, and it\\'s quite gruesome Alcide and Sookie are a twosome Infected vampires look barbaric They better not have killed off Eric!\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0820 It&#8217;s easy to draw naked stick figures Has True Blood finally jumped the shark? Vampires played volleyball in a park A faerie vampire tried to marry Jason&#8217;s girlfriend is hot but scary Warlow is staked, and it&#8217;s quite gruesome Alcide and Sookie are a twosome Infected vampires look barbaric They better not have killed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/08\/20\/0820\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">0820<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[82,12],"class_list":["post-806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-drawings","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=806"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1649,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806\/revisions\/1649"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}