{"id":783,"date":"2013-08-13T21:19:52","date_gmt":"2013-08-14T04:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=783"},"modified":"2019-04-05T16:33:47","modified_gmt":"2019-04-05T23:33:47","slug":"0813","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/08\/13\/0813\/","title":{"rendered":"0813"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/082013\/0813.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0813<br \/>\nMaybe shaming will work<\/p>\n<p>I saw it once, I thought it was a fluke<br \/>\nIt happened again, and I want to puke<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a Paper towel in the urinal<br \/>\nMight be common at a bus terminal<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s gross when it&#8217;s at your place of work<br \/>\nWhoever is doing it is a jerk<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0813 Maybe shaming will work I saw it once, I thought it was a fluke It happened again, and I want to puke There\\'s a Paper towel in the urinal Might be common at a bus terminal But it\\'s gross when it\\'s at your place of work Whoever is doing it is a jerk\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0813 Maybe shaming will work I saw it once, I thought it was a fluke It happened again, and I want to puke There&#8217;s a Paper towel in the urinal Might be common at a bus terminal But it&#8217;s gross when it&#8217;s at your place of work Whoever is doing it is a jerk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,109,15],"class_list":["post-783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-thought","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=783"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":784,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions\/784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}