{"id":774,"date":"2013-08-09T21:10:55","date_gmt":"2013-08-10T04:10:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=774"},"modified":"2018-06-11T11:37:17","modified_gmt":"2018-06-11T18:37:17","slug":"0809","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/08\/09\/0809\/","title":{"rendered":"0809"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/082013\/0809.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0809<br \/>\nI think I&#8217;ll eat a torte<\/p>\n<p>My knee had a huge wart<br \/>\nIts existence cut short<br \/>\nBecause of the bump&#8217;s size<br \/>\nWhich led to its demise<br \/>\nToday it got chopped off<br \/>\nNow there&#8217;s a bloody trough<br \/>\nI&#8217;m hirsute like an ape<br \/>\nHairs were lost in the scrape<br \/>\nGoodbye dear friend goodbye<br \/>\nWhere do warts go to die?<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0809 I think I\\'ll eat a torte My knee had a huge wart Its existence cut short Because of the bump\\'s size Which led to its demise Today it got chopped off Now there\\'s a bloody trough I\\'m hirsute like an ape Hairs were lost in the scrape Goodbye dear friend goodbye Where do warts go to die?\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0809 I think I&#8217;ll eat a torte My knee had a huge wart Its existence cut short Because of the bump&#8217;s size Which led to its demise Today it got chopped off Now there&#8217;s a bloody trough I&#8217;m hirsute like an ape Hairs were lost in the scrape Goodbye dear friend goodbye Where do warts &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/08\/09\/0809\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">0809<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103,37],"class_list":["post-774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-blood","tag-friends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":775,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions\/775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}