{"id":742,"date":"2013-07-26T16:29:14","date_gmt":"2013-07-26T23:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=742"},"modified":"2021-02-05T15:33:06","modified_gmt":"2021-02-05T23:33:06","slug":"0726","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/07\/26\/0726\/","title":{"rendered":"0726"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/072013\/0726.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0726<br \/>\nIs that an oil derrick&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>There once was a man from Bakersfield<br \/>\nWho had a secret that he concealed<br \/>\nWithin his tight pants<br \/>\nThat ripped when he danced<br \/>\nAnd all were shocked by what was revealed<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0726 Is that an oil derrick... There once was a man from Bakersfield Who had a secret that he concealed Within his tight pants That ripped when he danced And all were shocked by what was revealed\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0726 Is that an oil derrick&#8230; There once was a man from Bakersfield Who had a secret that he concealed Within his tight pants That ripped when he danced And all were shocked by what was revealed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[123,66],"class_list":["post-742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-dancing","tag-dick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=742"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3876,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742\/revisions\/3876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}