{"id":694,"date":"2013-07-03T10:41:11","date_gmt":"2013-07-03T17:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=694"},"modified":"2016-07-19T15:12:00","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T22:12:00","slug":"0703","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/07\/03\/0703\/","title":{"rendered":"0703"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/072013\/0703.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0703<br \/>\nUnsafe and insane<\/p>\n<p>Happy 4th of July eve<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s something you won&#8217;t believe<br \/>\nUncle Sam will fly his sleigh<br \/>\nThrough the night and all the day<br \/>\nTo bring good girls and good boys<br \/>\nPyromaniacal toys<br \/>\nHe spreads them all over town<br \/>\nTo burn your house to the ground<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0703 Unsafe and insane Happy 4th of July eve Here\\'s something you won\\'t believe Uncle Sam will fly his sleigh Through the night and all the day To bring good girls and good boys Pyromaniacal toys He spreads them all over town To burn your house to the ground\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0703 Unsafe and insane Happy 4th of July eve Here&#8217;s something you won&#8217;t believe Uncle Sam will fly his sleigh Through the night and all the day To bring good girls and good boys Pyromaniacal toys He spreads them all over town To burn your house to the ground<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[39,72,88],"class_list":["post-694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-holidays","tag-home","tag-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=694"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":695,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions\/695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}