{"id":645,"date":"2015-01-26T16:10:16","date_gmt":"2015-01-27T00:10:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=645"},"modified":"2018-06-11T11:37:06","modified_gmt":"2018-06-11T18:37:06","slug":"150126","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/01\/26\/150126\/","title":{"rendered":"150126"},"content":{"rendered":"

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150126
\nNo shit?<\/p>\n

Here are some facts you never knew
\nAbout the act called number two
\nThe first point is a little crude
\nBut crap is mostly not old food
\nEat at the cafeteria
\nAnd then you make bacteria
\nBecause the way it’s broken down
\nDead red blood cells turn feces brown
\nOur GI tracts are so complex
\nOur colons differ for each sex
\nA good turd is a log that sinks
\nI think it’s one that barely stinks
\nPlant cellulose is good for you
\nIt’s why you see corn in doodoo
\nWe carnivores may have a gripe
\n‘Cause Vegetarians don’t wipe
\nNewborn doodie is quite bizarre
\nIt’s odorless and looks like tar
\nThe weirdest thing they do with poo
\nIs when they put it inside you
\nThis can repair your GI tract
\nGood shit saves lives and that’s a fact!<\/p>\n