{"id":641,"date":"2015-01-21T16:07:02","date_gmt":"2015-01-22T00:07:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=641"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:22:06","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:22:06","slug":"150121","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/01\/21\/150121\/","title":{"rendered":"150121"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150121.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150121<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s my SOTU recap<\/p>\n<p>State of the Union &#8211; time for nap<br \/>\nOnly two more years &#8211; it&#8217;s a wrap<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s like he&#8217;s on his final lap<br \/>\nNext to Biden and orange chap<br \/>\nTaxing the rich is not a slap<br \/>\nMiddle Class is treated like crap<br \/>\nObama plans to close the gap<br \/>\nHe wants students to get their cap<br \/>\nThe pipeline plan he had to scrap<br \/>\nDefend free speech, condemn the slap<br \/>\nIt makes us safe, it&#8217;s not a trap<br \/>\nHe put transgenders on the map<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s sure to cause a right wing flap<br \/>\nHe finished with a huge &#8220;Oh snap!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No more campaigns to run&#8221; &#8211; clap, clap<br \/>\n&#8220;I won both of them&#8221; &#8211; shut yer yap!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150121 Here\\'s my SOTU recap State of the Union - time for nap Only two more years - it\\'s a wrap It\\'s like he\\'s on his final lap Next to Biden and orange chap Taxing the rich is not a slap Middle Class is treated like crap Obama plans to close the gap He wants students to get their cap The pipeline plan he had to scrap Defend free speech, condemn the slap It makes us safe, it\\'s not a trap He put transgenders on the map That\\'s sure to cause a right wing flap He finished with a huge \\\"Oh snap!\\\" \\\"No more campaigns to run\\\" - clap, clap \\\"I won both of them\\\" - shut yer yap!\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150121 Here&#8217;s my SOTU recap State of the Union &#8211; time for nap Only two more years &#8211; it&#8217;s a wrap It&#8217;s like he&#8217;s on his final lap Next to Biden and orange chap Taxing the rich is not a slap Middle Class is treated like crap Obama plans to close the gap He wants &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/01\/21\/150121\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">150121<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[90,42,16],"class_list":["post-641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-colors","tag-lgbt","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=641"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":642,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions\/642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}