{"id":608,"date":"2014-07-15T12:44:13","date_gmt":"2014-07-15T19:44:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=608"},"modified":"2017-09-06T15:23:29","modified_gmt":"2017-09-06T22:23:29","slug":"140715","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/07\/15\/140715\/","title":{"rendered":"140715"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201407\/140715.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140715<br \/>\nStuck in the bathroom<\/p>\n<p>The door is s&#8217;posed to slide<br \/>\nBut rarely does it glide<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t like to be stuck<br \/>\nWhen I&#8217;m on the inside<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s something with the wheel<br \/>\nIt must be budget steel<br \/>\nI mean like what the fuck?<br \/>\nI&#8217;m over this ordeal<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140715 Stuck in the bathroom The door is s\\'posed to slide But rarely does it glide I don\\'t like to be stuck When I\\'m on the inside It\\'s something with the wheel It must be budget steel I mean like what the fuck? I\\'m over this ordeal\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140715 Stuck in the bathroom The door is s&#8217;posed to slide But rarely does it glide I don&#8217;t like to be stuck When I&#8217;m on the inside It&#8217;s something with the wheel It must be budget steel I mean like what the fuck? I&#8217;m over this ordeal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,96],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-door"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":609,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions\/609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}