{"id":599,"date":"2014-07-09T12:00:42","date_gmt":"2014-07-09T19:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=599"},"modified":"2016-04-25T12:01:52","modified_gmt":"2016-04-25T19:01:52","slug":"140709","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/07\/09\/140709\/","title":{"rendered":"140709"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201407\/140709.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140709<br \/>\nHoly Geritol Batman<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s something that ain&#8217;t no jive<br \/>\nBatman is seventy-five<br \/>\nGordon&#8217;s been flashing the sign<br \/>\nGoing back to &#8217;39<br \/>\nThe World&#8217;s Greatest Detective<br \/>\nHas been pretty effective<br \/>\nDiminishing Gotham&#8217;s crime<br \/>\nEven though from time to time<br \/>\nA two-bit hood like Two-Face<br \/>\nMakes Bats look like a disgrace<br \/>\nThen Robin will stop the gang<br \/>\nBy throwing his batarang<br \/>\nBatman&#8217;s Bruce and Robin&#8217; Dick<br \/>\nMake this duo dynamic<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140709 Holy Geritol Batman Here\\'s something that ain\\'t no jive Batman is seventy-five Gordon\\'s been flashing the sign Going back to \\'39 The World\\'s Greatest Detective Has been pretty effective Diminishing Gotham\\'s crime Even though from time to time A two-bit hood like Two-Face Makes Bats look like a disgrace Then Robin will stop the gang By throwing his batarang Batman\\'s Bruce and Robin\\' Dick Make this duo dynamic\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140709 Holy Geritol Batman Here&#8217;s something that ain&#8217;t no jive Batman is seventy-five Gordon&#8217;s been flashing the sign Going back to &#8217;39 The World&#8217;s Greatest Detective Has been pretty effective Diminishing Gotham&#8217;s crime Even though from time to time A two-bit hood like Two-Face Makes Bats look like a disgrace Then Robin will stop the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/07\/09\/140709\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140709<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,34,12],"class_list":["post-599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-comic-books","tag-movies","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=599"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":600,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions\/600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}