{"id":597,"date":"2014-07-07T11:59:36","date_gmt":"2014-07-07T18:59:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=597"},"modified":"2016-05-09T12:21:53","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T19:21:53","slug":"140707","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/07\/07\/140707\/","title":{"rendered":"140707"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201407\/140707.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140707<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t drive angry<\/p>\n<p>Common in this day and age<br \/>\nI might suffer from road rage<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s the fuss? Let me explain<br \/>\nYou shouldn&#8217;t be in my lane<br \/>\nScrew you, you little stinker<br \/>\nYou didn&#8217;t use your blinker<br \/>\nFirst, you&#8217;re gonna hear my horn<br \/>\nThen, you&#8217;re gonna feel my scorn<br \/>\nIf my anger should linger<br \/>\nI will show you my finger<br \/>\nYou should quickly drive away<br \/>\nSince you&#8217;ve ruined my whole day<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140707 Don\\'t drive angry Common in this day and age I might suffer from road rage What\\'s the fuss? Let me explain You shouldn\\'t be in my lane Screw you, you little stinker You didn\\'t use your blinker First, you\\'re gonna hear my horn Then, you\\'re gonna feel my scorn If my anger should linger I will show you my finger You should quickly drive away Since you\\'ve ruined my whole day\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140707 Don&#8217;t drive angry Common in this day and age I might suffer from road rage What&#8217;s the fuss? Let me explain You shouldn&#8217;t be in my lane Screw you, you little stinker You didn&#8217;t use your blinker First, you&#8217;re gonna hear my horn Then, you&#8217;re gonna feel my scorn If my anger should linger &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/07\/07\/140707\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140707<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,74],"class_list":["post-597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-automobiles","tag-crazy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=597"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":799,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597\/revisions\/799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}