{"id":595,"date":"2014-07-05T11:56:45","date_gmt":"2014-07-05T18:56:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=595"},"modified":"2016-04-27T15:31:54","modified_gmt":"2016-04-27T22:31:54","slug":"140705","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/07\/05\/140705\/","title":{"rendered":"140705"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201407\/140705.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140705<br \/>\nAt least they&#8217;re super cute<\/p>\n<p>I was clean, but now I&#8217;m not<br \/>\nBrownie sneezed, and out came snot<br \/>\nRaven covered me with fur<br \/>\nLinc just likes to knead and purr<br \/>\nWhile he drenches me with drool<br \/>\nHaving pets makes me a fool<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140705 At least they\\'re super cute I was clean, but now I\\'m not Brownie sneezed, and out came snot Raven covered me with fur Linc just likes to knead and purr While he drenches me with drool Having pets makes me a fool\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140705 At least they&#8217;re super cute I was clean, but now I&#8217;m not Brownie sneezed, and out came snot Raven covered me with fur Linc just likes to knead and purr While he drenches me with drool Having pets makes me a fool<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,40,8,9],"class_list":["post-595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-brownie","tag-linc","tag-raven"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=595"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":596,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595\/revisions\/596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}