{"id":59,"date":"2013-01-15T17:04:01","date_gmt":"2013-01-15T17:04:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=59"},"modified":"2021-04-26T16:07:08","modified_gmt":"2021-04-26T23:07:08","slug":"0115","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/01\/15\/0115\/","title":{"rendered":"0115"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/012013\/0115.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0115<br \/>\nLike it&#8217;s never happened to you<\/p>\n<p>If you can&#8217;t trust a fart<br \/>\nBe prepared for a shart<br \/>\nGive your ass cheeks a squeeze<br \/>\nOr find fudge in undies<br \/>\nTo the bathroom you streak<br \/>\nTo prevent a brown leak<br \/>\nYou leap onto the bowl<br \/>\nAnd applaud your control<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0115 Like it\\'s never happened to you If you can\\'t trust a fart Be prepared for a shart Give your ass cheeks a squeeze Or find fudge in undies To the bathroom you streak To prevent a brown leak You leap onto the bowl And applaud your control\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0115 Like it&#8217;s never happened to you If you can&#8217;t trust a fart Be prepared for a shart Give your ass cheeks a squeeze Or find fudge in undies To the bathroom you streak To prevent a brown leak You leap onto the bowl And applaud your control<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,13,17,98],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-fart","tag-poo","tag-run"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":576,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}