{"id":4614,"date":"2022-12-23T08:31:54","date_gmt":"2022-12-23T16:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4614"},"modified":"2022-12-30T10:53:02","modified_gmt":"2022-12-30T18:53:02","slug":"221223","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/12\/23\/221223\/","title":{"rendered":"221223"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/221223.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>221223<br \/>\nThe miracle of Festivus<\/p>\n<p>As a holiday, it&#8217;s satirical<br \/>\nBut I love a Festivus Miracle<br \/>\nEvents as mundane as finding a bowl<br \/>\nAre miracles near a Festivus Pole<br \/>\nWhile some focus on grievances airing<br \/>\nI focus on miracle declaring<br \/>\nIf someone is more down than the rest of us<br \/>\nShow them the miracle of Festivus<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"221223 The miracle of Festivus As a holiday, it\\'s satirical But I love a Festivus Miracle Events as mundane as finding a bowl Are miracles near a Festivus Pole While some focus on grievances airing I focus on miracle declaring If someone is more down than the rest of us Show them the miracle of Festivus\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>221223 The miracle of Festivus As a holiday, it&#8217;s satirical But I love a Festivus Miracle Events as mundane as finding a bowl Are miracles near a Festivus Pole While some focus on grievances airing I focus on miracle declaring If someone is more down than the rest of us Show them the miracle of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/12\/23\/221223\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">221223<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-4614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4614"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4614"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4615,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4614\/revisions\/4615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}