{"id":4560,"date":"2022-10-18T13:34:06","date_gmt":"2022-10-18T20:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4560"},"modified":"2022-10-18T13:34:06","modified_gmt":"2022-10-18T20:34:06","slug":"221018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/10\/18\/221018\/","title":{"rendered":"221018"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/221018.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>221018<br \/>\nThe inconvenience of Clerks III<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve seen the third and final Clerks<br \/>\nThe end of those New Jersey jerks<br \/>\nLess like Jedi, more like Empire<br \/>\nAt least it&#8217;s no prequel quagmire<br \/>\nOf course there&#8217;s Silent Bob and Jay<br \/>\nAnd cameos to save the day<br \/>\nIt made me laugh, it made me cry<br \/>\nDante and Randall&#8217;s last goodbye<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"221018 The inconvenience of Clerks III I\\'ve seen the third and final Clerks The end of those New Jersey jerks Less like Jedi, more like Empire At least it\\'s no prequel quagmire Of course there\\'s Silent Bob and Jay And cameos to save the day It made me laugh, it made me cry Dante and Randall\\'s last goodbye\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>221018 The inconvenience of Clerks III I&#8217;ve seen the third and final Clerks The end of those New Jersey jerks Less like Jedi, more like Empire At least it&#8217;s no prequel quagmire Of course there&#8217;s Silent Bob and Jay And cameos to save the day It made me laugh, it made me cry Dante and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/10\/18\/221018\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">221018<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,34,94,22],"class_list":["post-4560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-movies","tag-numbers","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4560"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4561,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4560\/revisions\/4561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}