{"id":4525,"date":"2022-08-31T15:35:59","date_gmt":"2022-08-31T22:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4525"},"modified":"2022-08-31T15:35:59","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T22:35:59","slug":"220831","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/08\/31\/220831\/","title":{"rendered":"220831"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220831.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220831<br \/>\nBrownie should go to El<\/p>\n<p>There is no room up on the couch<br \/>\nSo Brownie&#8217;s acting like a grouch<br \/>\nHe won&#8217;t lay down, he will not go<br \/>\nHis head is blocking half the show<br \/>\nHe then proceeds to cut some farts<br \/>\nThis smell is off the fucking charts<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s barking now, that&#8217;s overkill<br \/>\nI guess I won&#8217;t Netflix and chill<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220831 Brownie should go to El There is no room up on the couch So Brownie\\'s acting like a grouch He won\\'t lay down, he will not go His head is blocking half the show He then proceeds to cut some farts This smell is off the fucking charts He\\'s barking now, that\\'s overkill I guess I won\\'t Netflix and chill\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220831 Brownie should go to El There is no room up on the couch So Brownie&#8217;s acting like a grouch He won&#8217;t lay down, he will not go His head is blocking half the show He then proceeds to cut some farts This smell is off the fucking charts He&#8217;s barking now, that&#8217;s overkill I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/08\/31\/220831\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">220831<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,13,99,80,12],"class_list":["post-4525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-fart","tag-sit","tag-tech","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4525"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4525"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4526,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4525\/revisions\/4526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}