{"id":4517,"date":"2022-08-24T14:39:44","date_gmt":"2022-08-24T21:39:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4517"},"modified":"2022-08-24T14:39:44","modified_gmt":"2022-08-24T21:39:44","slug":"220824","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/08\/24\/220824\/","title":{"rendered":"220824"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220824.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220824<br \/>\nMust miss TV<\/p>\n<p>I want to watch the TV<br \/>\nBut Linc is very kneady<br \/>\nAnd Brownie&#8217;s sitting on me<br \/>\nThis show is pretty crappy<br \/>\nAnd now I gotta pee pee<br \/>\nI&#8217;m never watching TV<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220824 Must miss TV I want to watch the TV But Linc is very kneady And Brownie\\'s sitting on me This show is pretty crappy And now I gotta pee pee I\\'m never watching TV\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220824 Must miss TV I want to watch the TV But Linc is very kneady And Brownie&#8217;s sitting on me This show is pretty crappy And now I gotta pee pee I&#8217;m never watching TV<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,8,17,99,12],"class_list":["post-4517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-linc","tag-poo","tag-sit","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4517"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4517"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4518,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4517\/revisions\/4518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}