{"id":4460,"date":"2022-06-27T14:40:07","date_gmt":"2022-06-27T21:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4460"},"modified":"2022-06-27T14:40:07","modified_gmt":"2022-06-27T21:40:07","slug":"220627","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/06\/27\/220627\/","title":{"rendered":"220627"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220627.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220627<br \/>\nLavatory lamentation<\/p>\n<p>On a bus for transportation<br \/>\nCorcaigh is my destination<br \/>\nTraffic means a hesitation<br \/>\nCausing much exasperation<br \/>\nI would like to bring cessation<br \/>\nTo my need for urination<br \/>\nWith a sense of desperation<br \/>\nTo the jacks with trepidation<br \/>\nOdor is a foul sensation<br \/>\nI hold on for concentration<br \/>\nNeed to get some relaxation<br \/>\nWaiting for piss termination<br \/>\nPull my pants up with elation<br \/>\nBack to seat for the duration<br \/>\nSilently in celebration<br \/>\nWaiting for the final station<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220627 Lavatory lamentation On a bus for transportation Corcaigh is my destination Traffic means a hesitation Causing much exasperation I would like to bring cessation To my need for urination With a sense of desperation To the jacks with trepidation Odor is a foul sensation I hold on for concentration Need to get some relaxation Waiting for piss termination Pull my pants up with elation Back to seat for the duration Silently in celebration Waiting for the final station\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220627 Lavatory lamentation On a bus for transportation Corcaigh is my destination Traffic means a hesitation Causing much exasperation I would like to bring cessation To my need for urination With a sense of desperation To the jacks with trepidation Odor is a foul sensation I hold on for concentration Need to get some relaxation &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/06\/27\/220627\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">220627<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,49,29],"class_list":["post-4460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-automobiles","tag-bathroom","tag-ireland"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4460"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4460"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4461,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4460\/revisions\/4461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}